Hey!
How're you feeling today?!....i've been feeling great!...all weekend actually!...i've got a crapload of reading done!...mostly stuff on the net....even surveys!...you those survey and researches which do nothing but state the obvious!...one such research said that "men are more likely to do a good deed for a girl than another man?!"...that got me thinking!...why?!....is it because like in a jungle....the alpha male just wants to attract a female by jumping over the hoops for mating purposes and needs to fend off other males, and be especially cruel when he's in a position of advantage?!...maybe!...or is it because of the difference acknowledgement given to the 'doer of the good deed' by the recipient?!...i believe its the latter!...i was in the bus the other day and this girl just jumped in at the last moment...so obviously being an infy bus it had no seats left!...so i got up and offered my seat...the girl smiled and said "No, No, u sit!"...i persisted,"please, i insist!"...she thanked me and gave me the warmest smile ever!...you know the kind where the eye's light up and you know that the person actually means it!..yeah!..made my day, that!...i got off the bus at my stop and went to the confectionery!...bought some goodies and a litre bottle of mazaa!...a gentleman arrived...early 40's i'm guessing!...asked the keeper for some jalebis, sams and mazaa!...keeper said, "sorry we're all out of chilled mazaa, gave the last one to this boy", pointing towards me!...i felt awkward, and a little weird actually, so i offered him the cold drink and settled for a warmer one!...and u know what!...that damn douche didn't even say thank you, let alone pass a smile!...he behaved as if it was his rightful possession and i had done a crime by taking it before he had!...dumbass!!....that settled it then!...it is the reaction that causes boys do favors for girls!....i cant say that i'm surprised!...just a little jaded!...have i been like that douche?...must've!...its innate!!...being a douche is in our Y chromosome just below the gene code for having facial hair and being flatulent!!
Anand
How're you feeling today?!....i've been feeling great!...all weekend actually!...i've got a crapload of reading done!...mostly stuff on the net....even surveys!...you those survey and researches which do nothing but state the obvious!...one such research said that "men are more likely to do a good deed for a girl than another man?!"...that got me thinking!...why?!....is it because like in a jungle....the alpha male just wants to attract a female by jumping over the hoops for mating purposes and needs to fend off other males, and be especially cruel when he's in a position of advantage?!...maybe!...or is it because of the difference acknowledgement given to the 'doer of the good deed' by the recipient?!...i believe its the latter!...i was in the bus the other day and this girl just jumped in at the last moment...so obviously being an infy bus it had no seats left!...so i got up and offered my seat...the girl smiled and said "No, No, u sit!"...i persisted,"please, i insist!"...she thanked me and gave me the warmest smile ever!...you know the kind where the eye's light up and you know that the person actually means it!..yeah!..made my day, that!...i got off the bus at my stop and went to the confectionery!...bought some goodies and a litre bottle of mazaa!...a gentleman arrived...early 40's i'm guessing!...asked the keeper for some jalebis, sams and mazaa!...keeper said, "sorry we're all out of chilled mazaa, gave the last one to this boy", pointing towards me!...i felt awkward, and a little weird actually, so i offered him the cold drink and settled for a warmer one!...and u know what!...that damn douche didn't even say thank you, let alone pass a smile!...he behaved as if it was his rightful possession and i had done a crime by taking it before he had!...dumbass!!....that settled it then!...it is the reaction that causes boys do favors for girls!....i cant say that i'm surprised!...just a little jaded!...have i been like that douche?...must've!...its innate!!...being a douche is in our Y chromosome just below the gene code for having facial hair and being flatulent!!
Anand
This kicks ass mate . Good read .
ReplyDeleteLMAO.... awesome man... agree with you wholeheartedly
ReplyDeleteaww...thanks you guys!...things have improved now u know...now after reading this my company dudes dont ask me for anything anymore...!! :D
ReplyDeleteAhem Ahem !! someone's being very helpful n all.. in the bus. :D lol .. btw! I just feel you got up from your seat coz you felt pukish in the bus! =))
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