Broom away my groomsmen!

Heloooo!!..aaaaannd...I've a good news for you....My cousin..very verry verrrry distant cousin...is getting married!...Wheee!!

...umm...well alright, its not exactly good news for you but still, it is a pretty nice piece of news isnt it?!...No i'm not a very milli-chilli-vanilli-family kinda guy....but there are no functions GRANDER than weddings!!...especially if u attend the whole jamboree!....the one day weddings are fun too...but the real smack lies in the multi-days-mega_carnivalistic-

matrimonial-celebrations!! The last time i was lucky enuf to actually be at a wedding, was during the days of Kaho Na Pyaar hai!...but the best things about the ceremony was that, it was in calcutta!...now i being a thoroughbred Delhite never really attended any PROPER bong functions!...So that was my first time...I was a Bong-Celebration-Virgin before it!....I was the youngest in the family so, naturally, special treatment baby! Yeah!....i used to spend the whole day dancing around....gorging around...and chatting around!...in fact, i was a bigger star at the party than the bride and the groom themselves!..but but....as is natural with every big family function...you always get a shock somewhere down the road....its inevitable!...i got one too!...i was asked to sit with the groom while the bride sat with another girl during the whole ceremony!...So...if u think about it...i..in a way...am..sort of...Married!...and that too for 9 years now!...and i havent even seen my bride!...eeeesssshhh!!!

Anand