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Happy Monday!!!
And now for something completely different! what is that we all have?...what is that we all love?...what is that we all care for?....and what is that we'd do anything for?!...FAMILY!...Love 'em or loathe 'em but you just live without them!...they define you...they mould you...they nurture you...and they...have...a pummi aunty!... every family has her!...if somehow a family doesn't...then there is always a neighbour pummi! so, what does a typical 'pummi aunty' do?! well...she goes abroad!...or just about anywhere else...buys gifts for you....mostly duty free bullshit from the airport...in a way she is like a fatter...more boring...Santa Claus...the only difference being that while Santa gets you toys you actually want...pummi aunty on the other hand just gets you stuff you're too old, too young or too intelligent to use!...if pummi aunty is married then there is a chachu, who doesn't talk much just smiles when you look at him....in a way...he's like the hood ornament of the car...of no use...but the car still needs one!....also...if pummi aunty has a kid...his nickname will be bittoo!...or pinky...if its a girl!....so now what do bittoo and pinky do?...well they pretty much do everything your parents asked you not to do around the house...they jump on sofas....the jump on mattresses...they jump on chairs...they jump on tables....they jump on counters....they are pretty much the kangaroo's of the humankind!...if ever you cant take it anymore then pummy aunty always has the "let it go na....abhi toh bachche hai!" dialogue ready!...mind you, pinky and bittoo can be 17 but they'll still be 'bachche'!....but that's not the most irritating part about Mrs.Pummi ...No No No No!...it is her stories....she has a story for every occasion!...and they are often HUGELY EXAGGERATED!...she's like dumber version of me! :P ...no really!...but the thing is that in my family....i've to play the role of bittoo!...and because of this my relatives have to use plaster of paris to post a smile on their faces before they meet me....and you know what?...i love it!....i just try and stretch the boundaries of their patience as much as i can!...just the expressions on their faces when a vase shatters into a bazzillion pieces because of the crazy ball i was playing with, is absolutely priceless!...i love being the 'family-douche'!...i'm the devil ain't i?...aww..."bura na mano!...abhi toh main bas bachcha hi hoon!" :P
Anand
Happy Monday!!!
And now for something completely different! what is that we all have?...what is that we all love?...what is that we all care for?....and what is that we'd do anything for?!...FAMILY!...Love 'em or loathe 'em but you just live without them!...they define you...they mould you...they nurture you...and they...have...a pummi aunty!... every family has her!...if somehow a family doesn't...then there is always a neighbour pummi! so, what does a typical 'pummi aunty' do?! well...she goes abroad!...or just about anywhere else...buys gifts for you....mostly duty free bullshit from the airport...in a way she is like a fatter...more boring...Santa Claus...the only difference being that while Santa gets you toys you actually want...pummi aunty on the other hand just gets you stuff you're too old, too young or too intelligent to use!...if pummi aunty is married then there is a chachu, who doesn't talk much just smiles when you look at him....in a way...he's like the hood ornament of the car...of no use...but the car still needs one!....also...if pummi aunty has a kid...his nickname will be bittoo!...or pinky...if its a girl!....so now what do bittoo and pinky do?...well they pretty much do everything your parents asked you not to do around the house...they jump on sofas....the jump on mattresses...they jump on chairs...they jump on tables....they jump on counters....they are pretty much the kangaroo's of the humankind!...if ever you cant take it anymore then pummy aunty always has the "let it go na....abhi toh bachche hai!" dialogue ready!...mind you, pinky and bittoo can be 17 but they'll still be 'bachche'!....but that's not the most irritating part about Mrs.Pummi ...No No No No!...it is her stories....she has a story for every occasion!...and they are often HUGELY EXAGGERATED!...she's like dumber version of me! :P ...no really!...but the thing is that in my family....i've to play the role of bittoo!...and because of this my relatives have to use plaster of paris to post a smile on their faces before they meet me....and you know what?...i love it!....i just try and stretch the boundaries of their patience as much as i can!...just the expressions on their faces when a vase shatters into a bazzillion pieces because of the crazy ball i was playing with, is absolutely priceless!...i love being the 'family-douche'!...i'm the devil ain't i?...aww..."bura na mano!...abhi toh main bas bachcha hi hoon!" :P
Anand
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