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Now we all dream, right?....some dreams we remember and some we dont!...but some dreams are different!...they leave a mark on your mind!....those are the dreams which you dont forget even after 10 years!....in fact, you remember them so vividly that you start believing that they were real incidents!...or not, but whatever!...Now the dreams which i remember the most are of two types....Astonishingly Horrific Nightmares and Heart-Touching Mush-mushies!!....the nightmares dont come anymore now, and even if they do come, then my super-ultra-mega-hyper active mnd just twists it into something utterly stupid and meaningless!...like this one-time i had a nightmare about a black and white ghoul who had bat wings and a mosquito like needle-thingy on his face...so he comes over to my window!...and i, nonchalantly, pull the drapes!...so he, being a dumb-ass of a ghost...or the ghost of a dumb-ass...knocks the door....once...twice...thrice...and boom!....i open up a can of whoop-ass on his face...well, not really....i spray him with a canister of Hit, square in the face!!...Now the other dreams, usually come when i meet someone really special...You see i had a huge crush on a girl during my training at mysore....so one night...while coming back from the sdb4 after swiping out...i saw her...she had left her hair open....was wearing a black t and blue jeans...and to put it aptly, my lower jaw was 2 inches from the ground!...she was looking absolutely fantastic!....so of course...she came in my dream that night....and you know what it was?...It was a bollywood movie!....well...actually it was a song from a flick!...i wont write which one, its just too embarrassing...umm...what the hell...it was "mahi ve" from Kal ho naa ho!!...it was brilliant!...i mean i was SRK (yeah, right!)...She was preity (she looked even cuter than zinta, believe you me!)!...Guru was Saif (wayy taller of course!)...and her really tall friend was Jaya Bachchan!...the back-up dancers were again our friends...it had choreography too!....proper pelvic thrusts and everything!and for some reason....a waltz sequence was present in the middle!...very romantic...very filmy....but as it is in the actual song...i go into cardiac arrest and guru gets zinta! (Damn u, man!)...but the thing is...that song pretty much stuck with me as 'her song!'...and this is what happens...i've a song for every girl i've ever had a crush on!...there's mahi ve...khudaya khair....when you say nothing at all...love is all around....yellow....desi girl....when you're looking like that....dhadke jiya....forever...walking away...even the flight of the Icarus!...i'm not blabbering here....if you want to keep all the memories fresh in your heart...then get a song!...they're immensely effective...
Anand
ps: i know this wasn't that funny, but eh..what goes?!
Now we all dream, right?....some dreams we remember and some we dont!...but some dreams are different!...they leave a mark on your mind!....those are the dreams which you dont forget even after 10 years!....in fact, you remember them so vividly that you start believing that they were real incidents!...or not, but whatever!...Now the dreams which i remember the most are of two types....Astonishingly Horrific Nightmares and Heart-Touching Mush-mushies!!....the nightmares dont come anymore now, and even if they do come, then my super-ultra-mega-hyper active mnd just twists it into something utterly stupid and meaningless!...like this one-time i had a nightmare about a black and white ghoul who had bat wings and a mosquito like needle-thingy on his face...so he comes over to my window!...and i, nonchalantly, pull the drapes!...so he, being a dumb-ass of a ghost...or the ghost of a dumb-ass...knocks the door....once...twice...thrice...and boom!....i open up a can of whoop-ass on his face...well, not really....i spray him with a canister of Hit, square in the face!!...Now the other dreams, usually come when i meet someone really special...You see i had a huge crush on a girl during my training at mysore....so one night...while coming back from the sdb4 after swiping out...i saw her...she had left her hair open....was wearing a black t and blue jeans...and to put it aptly, my lower jaw was 2 inches from the ground!...she was looking absolutely fantastic!....so of course...she came in my dream that night....and you know what it was?...It was a bollywood movie!....well...actually it was a song from a flick!...i wont write which one, its just too embarrassing...umm...what the hell...it was "mahi ve" from Kal ho naa ho!!...it was brilliant!...i mean i was SRK (yeah, right!)...She was preity (she looked even cuter than zinta, believe you me!)!...Guru was Saif (wayy taller of course!)...and her really tall friend was Jaya Bachchan!...the back-up dancers were again our friends...it had choreography too!....proper pelvic thrusts and everything!and for some reason....a waltz sequence was present in the middle!...very romantic...very filmy....but as it is in the actual song...i go into cardiac arrest and guru gets zinta! (Damn u, man!)...but the thing is...that song pretty much stuck with me as 'her song!'...and this is what happens...i've a song for every girl i've ever had a crush on!...there's mahi ve...khudaya khair....when you say nothing at all...love is all around....yellow....desi girl....when you're looking like that....dhadke jiya....forever...walking away...even the flight of the Icarus!...i'm not blabbering here....if you want to keep all the memories fresh in your heart...then get a song!...they're immensely effective...
Anand
ps: i know this wasn't that funny, but eh..what goes?!
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