Hello everyone!
I'm an Indian, and proud to be one! I indulge in doing typical indian stuff and i have a very prominent indian-ness in my taste. Why wont i?! i like what every indian likes, like cricket, bollywood movies and 'ghar-ka-khaana!' I just love being an indian when india's winning, hrithik's dancing and i'm cooking! And that's why, pls Mr.Roshan buy an IPL team ASAP! there are plenty of team with snazzy names up for the grabs you know! like the Jharkhand Jhumroos, the Gujju Geronimoes, the Kerala Kung-Foo Kings, the Suurma Bhopalies, the Mega Mizo Mayhem! :D It'll be brilliant, just like a mega-multistarrer-blockbuster! just like HUM!...you remember HUM?...that 90's movie with the 'OH-THE-GREATEST-MOVIE-SONG-IN-THE-WORLD!'...yes yess!...Jumma Chumma de de! Jumma Chumma de de Chummaa! Hey!...i just loved that movie...it was the first movie i actually remember watching at a theatre!..the Upahar, in Delhi, which burnt down a few years later...it was like a visual orgasm i'm telling you, just what a good bolly-potboiler should be!....Tiger screaming "Bakhtawar! Gonsalves ko agar kuuch hua toh main tujhe nahin chhodunga"...then that epic "do tarah ke keede" speech by drunk tiger!....and in true Bollywood style...flash forward...sauve'd up shekhar with his family singing 'Ek duusre se, karte hain pyar Hum!'...Govinda beating up Captain Zattack to the beats of "Batman!"...with Rajni pulling out his histronics, with a dollop of panache!...finally, the typical bollywood half-hour-climax-fight-scene!...I'm telling you that movie was as good as movies can get!...nothing ever came close to it...well maybe Sholay is Nadal to Hum's Federer!....but still...in my wimbledon, the FedEx always trounces the Nadman!...chalo, i've to go now and look for my jumma!...
Anand
ps: Arre oh jumma....meri jaanemann....baahar nikal...aaj jumaa hai...aaj ka waada hai!....arre tu boli thi..."pichale jumme ko...agle jumme ko...chumma dungi"...toh aaja...aaja.....aaja aaja aaja aaja...heyyyyy!"
pps:sorry couldnt hold myself back! :D
I'm an Indian, and proud to be one! I indulge in doing typical indian stuff and i have a very prominent indian-ness in my taste. Why wont i?! i like what every indian likes, like cricket, bollywood movies and 'ghar-ka-khaana!' I just love being an indian when india's winning, hrithik's dancing and i'm cooking! And that's why, pls Mr.Roshan buy an IPL team ASAP! there are plenty of team with snazzy names up for the grabs you know! like the Jharkhand Jhumroos, the Gujju Geronimoes, the Kerala Kung-Foo Kings, the Suurma Bhopalies, the Mega Mizo Mayhem! :D It'll be brilliant, just like a mega-multistarrer-blockbuster! just like HUM!...you remember HUM?...that 90's movie with the 'OH-THE-GREATEST-MOVIE-SONG-IN-THE-WORLD!'...yes yess!...Jumma Chumma de de! Jumma Chumma de de Chummaa! Hey!...i just loved that movie...it was the first movie i actually remember watching at a theatre!..the Upahar, in Delhi, which burnt down a few years later...it was like a visual orgasm i'm telling you, just what a good bolly-potboiler should be!....Tiger screaming "Bakhtawar! Gonsalves ko agar kuuch hua toh main tujhe nahin chhodunga"...then that epic "do tarah ke keede" speech by drunk tiger!....and in true Bollywood style...flash forward...sauve'd up shekhar with his family singing 'Ek duusre se, karte hain pyar Hum!'...Govinda beating up Captain Zattack to the beats of "Batman!"...with Rajni pulling out his histronics, with a dollop of panache!...finally, the typical bollywood half-hour-climax-fight-scene!...I'm telling you that movie was as good as movies can get!...nothing ever came close to it...well maybe Sholay is Nadal to Hum's Federer!....but still...in my wimbledon, the FedEx always trounces the Nadman!...chalo, i've to go now and look for my jumma!...
Anand
ps: Arre oh jumma....meri jaanemann....baahar nikal...aaj jumaa hai...aaj ka waada hai!....arre tu boli thi..."pichale jumme ko...agle jumme ko...chumma dungi"...toh aaja...aaja.....aaja aaja aaja aaja...heyyyyy!"
pps:sorry couldnt hold myself back! :D
*Standing ovation for Anand* It was AWESOME dude . Your descriptions and analogies were very outlandish , yet sensible . Bravo Boyo ! Did you read my latest post , Black Box of Secularism ?
ReplyDeleteThe above comment was by me , Kislay :)
ReplyDeleteyes i did man!...it was really nice!...i left a small comment too! :D ...the smallest one there but very very true!
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