heyy heyy! i'm back!..did you miss me?!...of course not me, but all this?!...yes you did!
Now its a fine morning today isnt it?...i like mornings a lot, although I'm not really a happy-sunshine-and-daffodils-fellow, i do like waking up in the morning to feel the fresh breeze. Its such a magical feeling. Every splash of cool air is like a gentle kiss from your loved one. It just acts like a time portal, transporting you back to the time when you were together, everything was perfect and you wanted to just stay in that moment forever. Its like my how my friend put it, "Anybody, who is loved by somebody, is lucky, buddy!"....so true!...as it usually happens to me, that got me a-thinking, what makes us love someone? or better still what gets us attracted to another person?.....i dont really know how the knobs in the girls mind turn but i do have a little idea about us guy's crania! now intelligence, sweetness, sense of humor, physical appearance and pretty eyes and everything toh we all know but there's one very thing which is like the GRAND DAD of all the aforementioned things! and you know what that is?...BALLS!...no i'm not being rude to you here, i'm saying that one 'thing' that gets a guy to feel attracted towards a female, and adds to the 'temperature' of the relationship is girl balls!..now all guys want to be chivalrous and want to treat their girlfriends like a fairy princess but every so often, there'll come a time when the girls needs to show that she has a firm head on her shoulder and can, to put it figuratively, show the middle finger to the world as and when required! It acts like honey to us bears, and i betcha, no guy will ever wanna let you go. here's to you...cheers!
Anand
(relationship counsellor extrodinaire...and grade 7 psycho)
Now its a fine morning today isnt it?...i like mornings a lot, although I'm not really a happy-sunshine-and-daffodils-fellow, i do like waking up in the morning to feel the fresh breeze. Its such a magical feeling. Every splash of cool air is like a gentle kiss from your loved one. It just acts like a time portal, transporting you back to the time when you were together, everything was perfect and you wanted to just stay in that moment forever. Its like my how my friend put it, "Anybody, who is loved by somebody, is lucky, buddy!"....so true!...as it usually happens to me, that got me a-thinking, what makes us love someone? or better still what gets us attracted to another person?.....i dont really know how the knobs in the girls mind turn but i do have a little idea about us guy's crania! now intelligence, sweetness, sense of humor, physical appearance and pretty eyes and everything toh we all know but there's one very thing which is like the GRAND DAD of all the aforementioned things! and you know what that is?...BALLS!...no i'm not being rude to you here, i'm saying that one 'thing' that gets a guy to feel attracted towards a female, and adds to the 'temperature' of the relationship is girl balls!..now all guys want to be chivalrous and want to treat their girlfriends like a fairy princess but every so often, there'll come a time when the girls needs to show that she has a firm head on her shoulder and can, to put it figuratively, show the middle finger to the world as and when required! It acts like honey to us bears, and i betcha, no guy will ever wanna let you go. here's to you...cheers!
Anand
(relationship counsellor extrodinaire...and grade 7 psycho)
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