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...i love telling stories...i've got a bunch of them too!...one for every occasion...and if i dont have a story, i just make one up!...i'm perfectly decent when it comes to making up stories...part of it is attributed to me being an above-par liar!...Now, you may think that i'm gloating...but i kid you not...I'm a brilliant liar!...Oh yes!....You must be all, "What the hell is wrong with him? is this anything to be proud of??"....but my reply will be YES YESS YESS!...of course it is!...i admit its not exactly something which you can write in ur CV but nonetheless it is quite simply, one of the most important abilities, that a person needs to have....just like how you have to know the right thing at the right time...you also have to be able to tell the right lie at the right instance! There are only 4 things you need to remember when you wanna lie:
...i love telling stories...i've got a bunch of them too!...one for every occasion...and if i dont have a story, i just make one up!...i'm perfectly decent when it comes to making up stories...part of it is attributed to me being an above-par liar!...Now, you may think that i'm gloating...but i kid you not...I'm a brilliant liar!...Oh yes!....You must be all, "What the hell is wrong with him? is this anything to be proud of??"....but my reply will be YES YESS YESS!...of course it is!...i admit its not exactly something which you can write in ur CV but nonetheless it is quite simply, one of the most important abilities, that a person needs to have....just like how you have to know the right thing at the right time...you also have to be able to tell the right lie at the right instance! There are only 4 things you need to remember when you wanna lie:
Distraction
Preparation
Conviction
Recollection
Preparation
Conviction
Recollection
Distraction: To hide a big lie, tell a small lie first, make sure you get caught for it, and whine about it when you get caught. Everyone will be so proud of their detective ability that they wont be able to see through the curtains!
Preparation: If you're doing something about which you know that you will have to lie one day or the other, keep a lie handy! something which you can shoot out when the moment comes.
Conviction: As said by a great man...Me.....Tell a lie you'd believe yourself! now i could've mentioned imagination too as one of the 'things' but no, sometimes a hyper active imagination can get you into a truck load of trouble!...say only that which you'd fall for if some was was telling it to you!...you need practice for it but once you get the hang of it, you will be quite simply, invincible!
Recollection: This is the most important part of lying! Always remember what you said, for repitition is bane! Couple this with conviction for best results!! :)
There you go then, you're all set to set the streets on fire with your words!
Your's truly
Anand ;)
Preparation: If you're doing something about which you know that you will have to lie one day or the other, keep a lie handy! something which you can shoot out when the moment comes.
Conviction: As said by a great man...Me.....Tell a lie you'd believe yourself! now i could've mentioned imagination too as one of the 'things' but no, sometimes a hyper active imagination can get you into a truck load of trouble!...say only that which you'd fall for if some was was telling it to you!...you need practice for it but once you get the hang of it, you will be quite simply, invincible!
Recollection: This is the most important part of lying! Always remember what you said, for repitition is bane! Couple this with conviction for best results!! :)
There you go then, you're all set to set the streets on fire with your words!
Your's truly
Anand ;)
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