hey everyone, how's your morning going?
...if you're frowning abhi, then smile...if you're already smiling...then lets see some more teeth!!...there!...now isnt that better?!... if only it was this easy to be happy all the time!...but it ain't!..its the stress that has made us forget how to smile!...there are so many reasons for stress!...and each reason comes as a trio!...."Too much...bad....and no."... like the top trio is...Too much Work- Bad Work - No Work...then comes relationship... too many lovers....a sadistic lil punk ass 'going nowhere' relationship ...or no honey-bunny at all!...but the one that takes the cake as the no. one cause of stress, the BIG DADDY of all reasons, the 3 words that grind the gears of every bachelor, housewife or dingus....those three words are... KAAM WAALI BAI!... they're like cellphones you know!...everybody needs one, everybody has one and everybody wants a better one!...the thing about your maid is, no matter how much you pay her, too much is never enough...plus...too little work is a massive elephant of a task! But you have to praise one extraordinary quality of theirs....their astonishing peripheral vision!...they can see from any corner of the house whether you're vigilant or not, if you're not then they happily gallivant away just casually waving the broom around as if it has a suction pump which can magically suck up all the dirt without coming into contact with them....they can finish an hours work in 5 minutes...may be less...if ur not watching that is! but what's amazing is that she cant see the big ball of fur, rolling around like tumbleweed, in the hall, but she can spot a fiver below the bed from the drawing room! But you know what just makes things worse?...that douchebag of a neighbor who'll pay less than you but keep the help occupied more than you!...that's just uncool now!...but anyway...no matter how 'atrocious' they might be...u just cant live without them...they've now become an essential part of our lives...like electricity!...so god bless all the baies, aunties, behens, naukranies and maashimaas!!
Anand
ps: please dont tell my bai that i wrote all this... cuz then i'd have to clean the plates myself...
pps: and oh....i almost forgot.....DAMN IT SHINY, WHAT THE HELL?!....WHY WHY WHY WHY?!....
ppps: how many 'but's did i use in the post above?...guess correctly and get a chance to win a date with kantaben!
...if you're frowning abhi, then smile...if you're already smiling...then lets see some more teeth!!...there!...now isnt that better?!... if only it was this easy to be happy all the time!...but it ain't!..its the stress that has made us forget how to smile!...there are so many reasons for stress!...and each reason comes as a trio!...."Too much...bad....and no."... like the top trio is...Too much Work- Bad Work - No Work...then comes relationship... too many lovers....a sadistic lil punk ass 'going nowhere' relationship ...or no honey-bunny at all!...but the one that takes the cake as the no. one cause of stress, the BIG DADDY of all reasons, the 3 words that grind the gears of every bachelor, housewife or dingus....those three words are... KAAM WAALI BAI!... they're like cellphones you know!...everybody needs one, everybody has one and everybody wants a better one!...the thing about your maid is, no matter how much you pay her, too much is never enough...plus...too little work is a massive elephant of a task! But you have to praise one extraordinary quality of theirs....their astonishing peripheral vision!...they can see from any corner of the house whether you're vigilant or not, if you're not then they happily gallivant away just casually waving the broom around as if it has a suction pump which can magically suck up all the dirt without coming into contact with them....they can finish an hours work in 5 minutes...may be less...if ur not watching that is! but what's amazing is that she cant see the big ball of fur, rolling around like tumbleweed, in the hall, but she can spot a fiver below the bed from the drawing room! But you know what just makes things worse?...that douchebag of a neighbor who'll pay less than you but keep the help occupied more than you!...that's just uncool now!...but anyway...no matter how 'atrocious' they might be...u just cant live without them...they've now become an essential part of our lives...like electricity!...so god bless all the baies, aunties, behens, naukranies and maashimaas!!
Anand
ps: please dont tell my bai that i wrote all this... cuz then i'd have to clean the plates myself...
pps: and oh....i almost forgot.....DAMN IT SHINY, WHAT THE HELL?!....WHY WHY WHY WHY?!....
ppps: how many 'but's did i use in the post above?...guess correctly and get a chance to win a date with kantaben!
u know wat..u know best how many but s u used ...
ReplyDeleteso the match was fixed, the winner was already decided.. that is you..
enjoy.. :P
well, actually i dont!....so HA HA!....booyaah! :D
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