Live free or Buy hard!!

Brilliant morning today isnt it dear friend?!

...and you know what makes it even better?....Its FRIDAY, baby!!...Yeah!!...there's something else too!...SALARYYY!!!....yes yes!!....today is salary day!!...So what are you gonna do with it this time?...go home?...buy presents?...treat yourself?....indulge?...pay your rent and bills??...Me?...Well!...can't go home, its too far!...who'd i buy presents for?....dont wanna indulge, would rather dance around in shorts at my room, than go to a spa!.....Paid my bills last week so i'm done for the month....so so so??...there's just one thing letf!!...yeah baby!...it's treatin' time!! :D

Anand

Ma! I'm in love!!

Heyy..


...i got this mail two days back...which had this really old cadbury ad...you knw, the one where the girls jumps onto the ground and starts dancing around after the batsman has hit a six!...it was so nice!!...made all the memories of the old ads come rushing back!!...remember the old milk corp. ad...the one which went doodh doodh doodh doodh, wonderful doodh!! :) ...or the ad for bajaj bulbs..."jab main chota bachcha tha, badi shararat karta tha...meri chori pakdi jaati....!....how about the really old Limca ad with, then slim, salman khan!...the bunnies from the lijjat papad ads?!...hehehe!...and that "Saari mein Saari Paraag saari!"...and "Vicco turmeric, nahin cosmetic, vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream!"...that fevicol ad with the bunch of men an elephant and Rajkumar Hirani??..yes yes...that dude who said "Furniture ka Saathi, Jiski nishani hai Haathi!" was the guy who made Munnabhai!!.....but you know, which one was my favorite?..."Yeh Zameen yeh aasma!...humaara kal, humaara aaj!...humaara kal, humaara aaj!...Buland bharat ki buland tasveeeeeeeeeeeer...HUMAAARA BAJAJ! HUMAAARA BAJAJ! HUMAAARA BAJAJ!"

Anand

Ps:..that another dairy milk ad...where amrita rao's wearing the blue saree and doing karvachauth rituals...aah that was so sweet...when i first saw that ad, i went up to my mum and said "i want to marry a girl like her!!"....what happened after that...is well...for you to know another day!! :D

The Jabber of the blabber!

Hey Hey....Gooodmorning!!...Happy Friday!!....

....You know its so weird!!....I started all this "blabber-jabbery" just for fun and now...it's like i cant wait to get cracking on another after i'm done with one....i spend the whole day thinking about what i'm gna write here and when the time comes it all just goes poof!...and i end up writing something entirely different....just here today i was gonna write about how this one incident changed as it passed from one ear to another....but see?....i've ended up writing something completely pointless!...

Anand

ps: its good that i write this when there's no1 around, otherwise it'd be pretty damn weird!....wt to do.....i cant write without emoting!

What Not to do on a weekend!

Hey y'all!!....

...i bet you're all pumped up fr the weekend?...you'll finally get some time to spend with that special someone!....well most of you!...aww...and for all the others...chin up fellas!!...being single is awesome!...plus you'll have so much time with yourself!....more than 50 hours!!...its a blessing i tell you!...you've got time to do so much by urslf!!...go to a crowded place ....i mean really crowded!....find a cafe...get a cuppa....get out of the cafe...find a place to sit with a good view of the folks around, orite....now look!...and make up stories....about them!....about where they came from!....about where they're going!...about how in an astonishingly complicated way they are somehow connected to you!....take my word for it, you'll have a blast!!...i do, every single time!!


Anand

Ps:...Name the characters in ur story....and you needn't K.I.S.S.!!

Pps:...K.I.S.S. -> Keep It Simple, Stupid!

Edible Nirvana!

Gooodmorning Dear Friend!...

...How are you?!...the weekend was a blast wasnt it?!...what did you do?!...i had Cake!...it was a Lemon Poppyseed Cake with Apple Icing!!....i tell you, having something that good makes you forget all your worries!...i mean the first spoonful(...or handful...whichever you prefer!) is the moment when you dont think about anything else...its like in the moment...everything around you ceases to exist...its just you...and your plate of cake...and nothing else!....NIRVANA!...screw obesity!...Gorge away!....when in doubt, nibble out!! :) Have a great week ahead!


Anand

all i want is you....

Hey hey pretty people! how's it going?!

...i figured since its the first day of the week!...todays mails should be about something which give people immense pleasure!...but the problem was i couldn't quite put my finger on that ONE thing which everyone likes!...that was before the small 40W bulb over my head started glowing!...now i know!...its FOOD!...every1 likes a good plateful!..everybody has that one dish which he/she cant refuse!...i have something like that!..and you know what's funny..?..i'm an out and out "chicky-tarian!"..i can eat anything with chicken in it...so you'd, naturally, imagine my fav dish to be non vegan!...but HA HA!...it isnt..i mean i like it...i crave for it...but its but it fills your heart efore it fills your stomach!...no no..the fav dish shd be something which you'd long for...every single day!...i have such a thing...its vegan...and it came from a dhaba...Last year i was driving back from Chandigarh to Delhi...and i found it...my one true love...rajma chawal!....with a dollop of desi ghee on top!....aah!...nothing even comes close!!

Anand

Ps: yeah yeah! i know! My children are gonna be FAT!

The parting of Noses!

Hey there dear friend!...

...How are you feeling today?!...aww come on, its morning!....Smile!....think about something which left a pleasant little mark in your head!...like a birthday!....yeah!...Your Birthday!...think about the first time you ever cut a cake!...well i'm sure you cant go back that far...but try and remember the earliest one!...what was that like?...i remember one such birthday!...it was the early 90's...the times of marutis and bajajs on the roads!...Uncle chips and Ruffles!....Campa cola and GoldSpot!...100% and kwality icecreams!...yeah those were the times!...that year my birthday fell on a sunday!....i cut my cake!...and had most of it myself...Thank god for DD and Ramayan!....people couldnt wait go back and watch Laxman cut Surpanakha's nose!...

Anand