The zipcode of the writer's block!

Goooodmorning!...how was your day yesterday?

...i was just thinking about what to write here today...and it just hit me...one of these days, i'm gna be a victim of writer's block!...its inevitable!...has to happen...no two ways about it!...but its gna be a long time before my brain-lines get clogged!!...you see, every1's a nut in their own way!...some people eat...some run...some workout...some sleep!...well..i, TALK!....that's what i do!...yeah there might somedays when i cant find a good icebreaker but you know, as soon as the dam collapses....out comes the flow!....the only thing is...content becomes secondary to quantity!...you know, what i want to say becomes, somewhat, like a male dancer in a Britney spears video....Unnecessary!....No one's gna pay any attention to him anyhow!!

Anand

Roll call!!

Dear Friend….

…Its such a nice day today isn’t it…the kinda day when you just cant stop smiling!...don’t you feel it?...it feels special!...or maybe its just me!....haan!...must be that!...its all because of my name!...i’m supposed to be happy…cant help it…I know your parents name you when you could barely open your eyes but I think that over time you somehow get connected to your name….and start imbibing qualities from it!...Did you ask your parents why they named you what they named you?...i did!...they said we wanted your name to start with A so that you’ll be in front of every roll-call!...WHAT?!...thank heavens Ekta kapoor didn’t start making soaps before ’86 other wise I’d be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAND!....and No.1 in every attendance sheet!...eeeessshhh!

Anand

Ps: my school roll no. was 2….all thanks to AAKANSHA! :P

The Revenge of the Pissed!!

Goodmorning!!...how was your trip to office??..met someone nice??...haan haan!...i know!! :P

...its the most happening moment of my day!...that morning commute to the office!...you meet so many people…some happy…some cranky….and some who’ve, well, dozed off!...i toh usually have to stand while coming since my stop’s the last one so its even more fun!...the best expression is of the guy in front of you who’ll turnaround and give you a glare every time the bus goes over a speedhump!..”No dude! I didn’t put it there! I swear!...Please don’t kill me!”…but what’s more fun is giving him a solid elbow in the back when he’s least expecting it, to make up for all the glares!!...and when he turns around?....make one brow higher than the other and look at him…a word of caution though…back off with a smile if his brow goes higher than yours!

Anand

Sorry for being 'Bus'-sy!

Hey hey!! :D...Goodmorning!!

…Its nice to see little kids all ready for their bus to come in the morning isn’t it?...makes you feel like “Thank god, No more school for me!!”…it has probably been more than half a decade when you were that lil munchkin waiting for the bus in your school uniform…with your Pokemon bag…your Milton water bottle….your Id card safety-pinned to your shirt…. and your ever faithful “hanky!”…and lo!... your faithful lil yellow school bus wd cm…the grouchy driver wd look at you and shout “GET IN!”…you’d abide….scan the rows of seats….aah…your bus sweetie wd have an empty chair…you’d want to sit there…but no…you would wimp out at the last moment….take the seat behind her….and spend the entire journey thinking about what if you were sitting next to her....Must’ve happened to you?...surely!...No?....was it just me then?!....Damn!!

Anand :D

My Dhadkin' Dil!

Goodmorning again!!....

Its nice to see something beautiful in the morning isnt it?....The Astons and the Fiat are just gorgeous arent they?!....oh boy!...btw did you guys happen to check out Greenday's 25th Century Breakdown!....i'm telling you....its something worth keeping on your player!....My bus driver was playing Dhadke Jiya from aloo chaat somedays back, and you know what....that songs goooood!...really!...makes you feel really mushy and nostalgic....full memories of your first love come back like a splash of cold water on your face on a warm summer day!....the movie might have been craptastic....but the song...aaah!...Do check it out if you havent!

Anand

The Long and short of it...

Hey Dear Friend!..

How was your weekend?...Had fun?!....i certainly did!...i went to the barber's to get a cut and the dude was singing as he was snipping away!...i was thinking, dude why is he so happy??...is it because he's cutting my hair??....because how his team was performing well in the IPL??....because how UPA won the elections??...i sat there wondering as he went on with the job....i couldn't take it anymore...asked him as i was about to leave...couldn't risk asking him before as i was quite literally under his scissors!....he smiled....said...My stereo's broken!

Anand

Bench-op!!

Hey Hey!...

...Monday mornings are usually that time of the week when every1's all cranky, lazy and frankly a bit disappointed that the weekend's over!....but sometimes....somedays...it is that precise morning that you look forward most to!...like that monday, in school days, when after a long summer holiday, u were supposed to go back and tell every1 what you did during the vacations...and show off!! :P....or when you were waiting to see someone special after a looooooooooooooooooonnng wait!....someone who'd bring a smile on your face with just one word....someone....like my talent manager who's supposed to finally come back today and give us something to do!...Bench does weird stuff to a person's psyche, man!

Anand