Boy, Oh Boy....!!

Now the most important 'day-old' news in the world! Pay attention you, this will change the world. Genetic scientists at the University of Goettingen in Germany have produced 65 mouse fetuses using sperm that was grown from embryonic stem cells. Do you know what this means??? This means that, it is probable that in the near future, they could take early germ cells from one woman, turn them into sperm cells, and use those to fertilise the egg of another woman. and and that's not all. Anytime now we can have Male Eggs and Female Sperms! Now correct me if I'm wrong, but wont that make half the world's population REDUNDANT?! where, by the way, half the population is ALL THE MEN! biologically speaking,what use are we males?! We dont get pregnant, We cant go into Labour, We wont give birth, except of course if u're a certain Mr.Thomas Beatie, but then he was a trans-gendered male wasn't he? So this thing, pretty much, will make our existence, completely pointless! Now I'm not being paranoid here, but see, natural selection works n one way, and one way only, if u need it, you'll have it, if you don't, you wont! Look at what happened to the Caspian Tigers, the Woolly Rhinoceros, the Quagga! eeesssh! I mean if this world were to like the Human Body, Men would end up as the appendix! We need some WMD's now! Worldwide Male Defence!! Someone phone the Animal Rights Activists and tell them about this catastrophe! Call up the WWF and ask them to add us to their Endangered Species List! We need all the help we can get! Men, all over the world, shut up and step up, for this might be your last chance! Think about your sons and grandsons! Do you want them to grow up in a world where men are kept in sanctuaries and museums and are paraded on animal planet, to 'raise awareness'? Of course you don't! So start cleaning up your act, cuz if we keep acting like jerks, its not soon before long that we'll be tossed out on the streets as ageing pets! Giddy Up!! Get to work!!

Anand

ps: this is what happens when i stay still for long, i start talking nonsense!

pps: I understand if you dont want to be friends with me anymore, its apt! Just what i deserve!

ppps: didja see,? didja see? i dint use any '....'s today! Sucks, doesn't it?!

pppps: Hey this is a new record, 4 post scripts!

ppppps: Well, this is the last one, i promise!

pppppps: i Lied!

ppppppps: Jeez! so many P's!

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